So we drive up to this place Naledi and I.. I’m a little off kilter. I’ve had guided meditations before.. And I’ve been hypnotized. So why the imbalance… Because that’s why you’re here. The voice in my head says.
I’m about to turn 32..in about 12 days.. So it’s a really great early birthday present Nalzzy has given me. I wanted to start my new calendar renewed. 29,30 and 31 saw me fall, break and put the pieces back differently. I don’t regret that. (maybe I’m zen already)
On arrival, we were a tad late via Nalz was milling about doing who knows what. Enter Sipho, the guy who did our reservations..calls us by name and then promptly signs us up while speaking fluent Mandarin to the monks. Chesa wena.. (he speaks 14 languages including Swahili and is one of the facilitators here)
We get into the info session with Lee.. (did I mention how huge this temple complex is? It’s a functional monastery that has been in existence since the early 70’s.)
So Lee is an Afrikaans speaking lady and practicing Buddhist.. She goes on to explain mindfulness and the art of meditation… About how the conscious mind builds its own reality and how we need to unplug from the narrative our minds create.
Let me repeat that, we need to unplug from the narrative that our minds create. Meaning that you may have a disagreement with someone, and go your separate ways and in the next few days you will replay it like a bad rerun, picking at it, claiming the good or bad, exaggerating or diffusing it in your mind. Stop. Unplug. You’ve just had a disagreement, in the now. Thoughts are never in the present. They are either in the past or the future.. Because you can’t think while you’re doing. Bikers, race car drivers, people who like living on the edge… Tattoo addicts are that.. In that moment, you have no time to think while doing .. You are addicted to living in the present.
This in simple terms, is what a highly meditative state feels like.. Why we go back to the tattoo palour or piercer..ride bikes,.. Become Dj’s.. Mix music.. Or sex.. Or whatever puts the poo in your shampoo. Even surgeon’s get into highly meditative states when in complex operations. It’s living life on the edge baby!!!
So intro done.. Master (I’ll remember his name tomorrow) comes in to do our first session, introduced by Lee in the previous session. Calm, Monklike.. Easy gait.. Focused. In the now. Starts explaining the tools of meditation.. And guides us into the first 40 min session. Moer… 40 mins.. You have to count you see… On exhale, 1-10.then start again.. I start seeing pink dots and squiggly lines in my eyes.. Oh shit, I must count… Back to one.. But soon enough there’s rhythm..then the thoughts come thick and fast… Negative ones.. The bitches.. Always first to say, we’re here, but the key.. Is to let them go as they come. And in the space between that thought and the next… Zen. Then the good ones come… And you try to hold on to them.. But they also go… .Zen (the narrative)
We break for lunch after that. The food is really good (considering they are strictly vegetarian.. The monks slay the kitchen shem.. You can’t not eat meat and then eat bad food, Eastern cuisine at its best here)
Then we had a 2 hour break, toured the grounds and took selfies with the Bhuddas and the Lions 😆😆😆
The shrine in this temple :'(:'(:'( is hauntingly beautiful.. Oh the intricacy and dedication put into this temple. Mxm… We need some of this energy to get our country right.
Then back to the schedule… We have a Tea Meditation Ceremony after lunch.. With tea leaves from Taiwan… Guided then meditated on and shared.. In silence. Invite me over I’ll show you.. It takes tea appreciation to the next level here. From the farmer to the picker to the hand roller, to the packer distributor.. And finally to your tray. Meditate on that… No really. While the tea leaves are unfurling… To release the it’s flavour. Mindfulness is gratitude in thought and in action.
Then.. The relaxation exercises, Tai Chi and Yoga… Moer moer moer. Last time I did yoga was in 2009…gym.. 2014…no excuses though.. The rainbow nation in that meditation hall were all cracking and eina’ing with me… The limberness of Teacher Lee though… Made me wanna go back right now to that Yoga studio.
Quick break, then another meditation session 50mins before supper… It was a bit easier this time, via the cobwebs had been swept.. And it went by quite quickly.. Supper… Iyoooo… Hahahahaha never seen people eat 3rds and 4ths… The food is good…
So by now we are thoroughly spent, it’s almost 6 o clock and the program ends at 8:30. Ao Nelson, numb me.. We have a full on Tai Chi session after supper, we’re full via we had rice, and soup, and dim sum and and and… Eish slow motion Kung Fu sani…. With a guided Mandarin recording for our breathing… Si = breathe in…. Huuu =breathe out. (meanwhile I’m thinking of my son’s Chinese cartoons Ni Hao Kailan)
Tjesses.. Did Lee not make us clap ourselves silly, after Tai Chi.. For the circulation you see… I’ll do this at home in private… It’s not self harm if it’s done right. Then massage.. Self massage via circulation also.. Then last meditation… Yeeeyi… All I could hear was the clock.. My legs were numb and the cold front has landed in Bronkortspruit. Then at 20 past eight, master said there’ll be chanting at the shrine in the morning at 6. We are welcome to join the monks… Err.. In this cold.. Master… Maybe I’ll sign up for this next year in the summer months where I don’t mind waking up.
Day 1…done.. It’s a long read. Tomorrow is a half day, so my reflection will be half long too.
Namaste.